Dwemthy (he/him)

Enough of it might wipe out all transmission vectors

Sprinkles

Secret plot to switch to a lunar calendar

Minute, pronounced like “my newt”, means tiny

Your group of five was falling for 30 minutes because they couldn’t get through initiative

My group of five was falling for 30 minutes because they kept trying to rush up a greased ladder

Ours is a fun god!
Ours is the sun god!
Ra ra ra!

Having a regular schedule of updates helps get individual big fixes or features out faster. You may not notice a difference because you may not experience the bugs that are being fixed. There may be slight changes to features that you don’t use enough to notice. There could even be features that are disabled until they’re remotely enabled. Mobile apps often run A/B tests for changes to see how those changes affect user behavior, so you might be in the “no change” test cohort when you don’t see changes, those changes may never activate on your installation if the test doesn’t pan out.

I recently convinced my team to adopt this practice so I’ve been brushing up on it. When done right it can mean a more stable app and quicker response to issues since it relies heavily on monitoring app performance, bug reports, and user reviews. Communication to users is hard since you don’t want to have every update be “fixed bugs” but it’s also unnecessary to say “fixed an issue where a batch upload job didn’t handle individual errors by retrying” for each change that may not actually impact you as a user but which impacts the business that builds the app.

Black Hole Sun

This is why I like to gather passive scores at the start of a session. Then regularly glance meaningfully at them and then at the player with the lowest score

I’ve seen people staple their arms because they couldn’t think of anything better to do. You can have an impulse that you don’t actually want to do but which you follow through on

“Flops” means “inspired threats of violence” now?

Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s

Doesn’t read past headlines

Technically you get to meet with the cheese sandwich. They could only afford one cheese sandwich and you meet with it over zoom to make sure you don’t eat it

My players love Pathfinder, but after running a 1-20 campaign for years I needed a break from it. So far this year we’ve played Apocalypse Frame, Delta Green, and Troika. It’s been a blast trying out different systems and settings, had a few surprises about how much we liked or didn’t like different mechanics.

But with all the solids strained out

I’d never considered pineapple as an omelette ingredient before…

Didn’t hear head, did hear gun shot wounds in the news report I just heard about the general strike against the war in Israel. Sounds like a lot of people there blame netanyahu for the hostage’s death

Thants

It’s not like it’s a government agency, it’s a film company group. Defund it by never paying for a movie and getting everyone everywhere to never pay for a movie