You haven’t met many humans, have you?

It’s the second one.

You expected it to happen immediately?

In this case evil is coming to shoot you.

Kilt* and I still wear underwear with one.

Or unlucky to have sagging balls in your 20s

In jersey, they use the term sexual assault instead of rape.

When you’re preparing to fight a fascist regime, more guns is the solution.

It’s weird

We have always been at war with Eastasia

Lol you think their goal is helping people?

We’re past the point where this argument is relevant.

The hostage crisis is part of why Reagan won. This wasn’t a campaign issue.

How? The election is over.

Lol

This is true for pretty much any business. You should expect to be unprofitable for at least a year.

Yup, it was ridiculous.

At my last job, we had to get CFO approval to buy a bag of zip ties, and the PO was denied. It was like $3.

But yeah, we had offices in India with an IT team there, and one of the C-suite assholes loved to tell us how he could replace us with 10 Indians for what they paid us.

At one point, a coworker stopped giving a fuck and said, “You’re full of shit. If you could do that, you already would have.”

You’re absolutely correct!

Bluetooth has a pretty good range and low power consumption.