The future that sovereign citizens didn’t know they were striving towards
The future that sovereign citizens didn’t know they were striving towards
Cactus Jack? Mick Foley? Dude Love?
You don’t roll around much? Jail.
You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.
We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.
lost me at 2 strokes for a c just to have a little thin spot on top
!movies@lemm.ee is >>>> that way
No amount of soft skills will get people to read signs though
I like watermelon for the first 1.2 seconds where it actually has flavor. Though I did see a picture floating around Lemmy here that made me think the watermelons I’ve had that gave me that opinion were probably a quantity vs quality issue.
That’s okay, I know how to help the bees against the honey wolverines
Based on the label in the post, it’d be even worse than that, 750g would only be 720 kcal
We’re all Earthicans, no need to divide it up further than that
If you go Bard, instead of handing out a Bardic Inspiration die, it should be Bardic Inspiration pie.
notify the store of your location
Um, my location is gonna be not in that fucking store
CPFB (Corporate Financial Protection Bureau)
I choose to believe that this is not a typo but that they will, in fact, create some bureau and give it an initialism that doesn’t match what it stands for
5e Marut: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Watch out for that Cloaker, Steve Drowin!
Level Up A5E: I’m here too guys!
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this