If you didn’t explicitly open the SSH port during the install, you are okay.

Star Trek. Every friend I have only knows about Star Wars.

This is the simple, plain truth right here. There is no other way to “fix” the internet now. It’s all infected with freemium and shitty subscription based services.

Whatever you do, DON’T visit fecalfunny.com

I don’t even like french fries that much. Steamed potates, or baked ones by the campfire, I’m all in.

Well, something being delicious is subjective, but if we assume a “general acceptance” of most delicious foods, potatoes could fit easily. They can be cooked in all kinds of ways, are very nutritious and, again, pretty much everyone says they’re delicious.

I never thought I’d see someone planning their toilet upgrade plan