I don’t understand why anyone used twitter in the first place

Yeah, this is pretty ironic.

Why just make money from subscription fees when you can make EVEN MORE money by serving adds as well?

I’m just happy that I got to see the glory days of the digital world before advertising moved in.

It wasn’t. It’s full of plot holes.

Seize the means of production! Power to the people!

They actually did design the buildings to survive such incidents, which is one of the many reasons that makes it all a bit fishy

Both

Enema mode

Piece of paper to smear it around more like

How does a bidet prevent the need for the poop knife?

It got a TV series but didn’t quite hit the same.

He doesnt necessarily kill himself either, there’s several endings.

Guy I was working with would answer his phone with “Hi, can I speak to *person who was calling* please?”

Fuck Spez

Probably forgot a semicolon

One of the few pieces of open source design software that I actually like