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  • Gollum@feddit.deOPtoProgrammer Humor@programming.devMe after I got fired
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    9 months ago

    The C standard library function int rand(void) returns a pseudo random integer between 0 and RAND_MAX (which should be at least 2^15, depending on the actual implementation).

    Depending on the distribution of the pseudo random numbers, it will be true for over > 99% of its applications.

    Source: trust me bro, and C++ reference

    Furthermore, there is no integer between 0 and 1, but I guess you mean a real number between 0 and 1.



















  • I really like this app and I use it a lot, but I certainly need a lot more features before I am willing to pay for it:

    • upload of images in comments and the text section of a post
    • screenshot function like Apollo had
    • proper in app linking of Lemmy links (Lemmy links shouldn’t be opened in the browser)
    • open in App if the browser is on a Lemmy instance
    • videos should be played in the app that’s a huge one for me, especially peer tube videos
    • give me the possibility to directly upload a video to a peer tube instance of my choice, directly in creating a post.

    I experienced a few crashes and lags here and there.

    But I will definitely buy a few apps if they get more features. Btw. I don’t think theming is so important, it’s more like a nice to have.







  • This is an know issue, you have to downgrade your jerboa app, or wait for either an update of the feddit instance or an fix on the app side (which I guess won’t happen).

    This is due to a breaking change in the API of the Lemmy backend, in version 0.18.
    And feddit will wait for 0.18.1, because of problems they experienced with 0.18.


  • Esteemed Jeena,

    I humbly beseech your indulgence and extend my sincerest apologies for the inconvenience caused by the recurrent cross-posting of content on the esteemed platforms of !programmer_humor@programming.dev and !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml. I am acutely aware of the vexation such redundancy may cause, and it is with the utmost regret that I admit my failure to employ the built-in cross-posting functionality within the esteemed realm of lemmy, which would ensure the display of said content in your esteemed list but once.

    Pray, permit me to express my profound remorse for any distress or disarray this predicament may have occasioned. I implore your benevolence in granting me the opportunity to rectify my missteps and adhere to your esteemed request for the exclusive manifestation of content on a singular occasion within your discerning domain.

    Verily, should you deem it necessary to withdraw your subscription from either platform owing to this grievance, I shall ruefully accept your decision whilst bearing the burden of my own negligence. Nevertheless, I earnestly beseech your forbearance and entreat that you afford me the opportunity to make amends, so as to retain your valued patronage.

    Please accept, dear Sir/Madam, the most sincere apologies of this humble servant and trust in my unwavering commitment to rectify this issue posthaste. Your considerate understanding and magnanimity in this matter would be esteemed beyond measure.

    Yours apologetically and with deepest contrition,

    Gollum