Hey now, let’s show a little respect to the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Ha, j/k. Fuck that pos.

Was the man “Drinky” Pete Hegseth?

Oh. Well then bullshit.

TheHill, what is your point?

Do you think she’s qualified to make that comment? If so, you’re stupider than she is, if not, why are you pushing it on us?

*blasts thehill.com*

. . . Boring conversation anyway

. . . All? . . . of them?

“What are you doing in space?!?”

“Mind yahr own bizness!”

Who could have foreseen such a demented, corrupt, shitshow?

Chicken Trump Always Chickens Out

Can’t wait for his “press corps” to lob that one at him.

If people outside the US could vote, we wouldn’t have this problem.

If people inside the US had voted we wouldn’t have this problem.

Right, lefties?

“during his days as a pundit” is so unnecessary.

yyyyYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Hear that, owl photogs?! Get off yer Screechie-spottin’ keisters and bring home some BFO for the people!

Heck yeah! People love that li’l owl! Whoot!

Buffy Fish! Buffy Fish!

Win Owl of the Year, we wish!

GooooooOOOOO Buffy Fish! Yeah! Okay! WhoOOO!!

Jan 20th, why.

Well . . . no. But we pretended they did! And we liked it!

Eek! It’s another nailbiter!

Geez that’s an extra level of Nowlmenclature there.

Next year, Owlzymandius goes All! The! Way! 😀🤞

Viva Saw Whet! Our short king OotY has reigned honorably and well without major incident. Who could blame The People for clamoring for a second administration? Not I!

And yet - and yet I have to vote B. Fish, because look at that magnificent creature! Got the floppy plumicorns on there like “Yeah, I just wrangled a sea monster to death and won again, what’s new with you?” That’s an owl you want to help you move next weekend. That’s an owl who deserves the title and so all of the vote from the great state of Lemmyhoma go to Blakiston’s Fish Owl!

*balloon drop, band plays*