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Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.

Benefit of a good stretching routine, obviously.

That’s silly, OP. Everyone knows that after the third sneeze (and ‘bless you!’), you need to start cursing them. Otherwise they’ll lose too much bad stuff and become enraptured by the good, losing all will and will be enraptured by what’s above them, whether vagina, penis, or light bulbs. It’s how the bisexuals are created, and we need people to help preserve the delicate balance between the various types. Too many bisexuals and the whole world will collapse.

It’s actually really interesting to me how the cartoons are probably the best representations of the xmen. The movies all had their place (and their time… the original was so amazeballs when it came out even if it was hokey), but the cartoons did a great job of encapsulating and cementing people’s vision of the xmen.

The comics (not just the xmen/prime ones, but all the tie ins) just went crazy over the years in some ways. If you ever want to lose an afternoon and just boggle at your computer screen, go try to trace the Summers’ family tree. The marvel ‘space’ comics are a trip.

Also random racist comments and disgruntled mayor rants.

Remember how long the series has been running? Remember how many different comics that are technically still x-men that have been running on the side? Cyclops has gotten up to some nasty things. I think this one in particular is referring to a time after professor x died, and cyclops got a little touchy.

Hey, don’t deadname dick! He’s a real AGI!

I feel attacked. Grinding the T10 ships was easier in the missions!!

The cvs are basically drone launchers. Old-fashioned plane like drones though.

More like step one: Stop hitting the ‘ready’ button. Then switch mode to the cooperative vs ai mode, and pray your allies aren’t idiots.

Buffy… I’m trying to remember the two times. The first one was when we got the second slayer, right? Was that cpr or something? Then she had a season finale / season opener combo with magic where she was depressed afterwards, that one I remember because it felt pretty gut wrenching.

Fucking memes, bringing me the latest and greatest of news.

Both the real humans and the clankers make posts with titles like, “I wish someone was here with me right now,” and yet neither ever posts their address. /shrug

What’s wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he’d be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.

This and East of Eden are two of the ones I always plan to read and never get around to actually reading. I find so many references to them that I know I should.

People when the french dress in symbolic clothing for a protest: Woo, go france! Yellow jacket riot!

People when americans dress in symbolic clothing for a protest: Ha ha! Stupid losers in cosplay!

I’m over here just searching for one cock to gobble, and you’re getting millions of sperm? Jeeez, look at this humblebrag.

If I remember someone from a few months ago, displays like this tend to sell better than well organized ones. I can’t give any evidence other than remembering that statement though, so take it with a grain of salt.

A week or two ago, a new poster, violet08, started posting memes wherein she described or implied her being horny in the shitpost community where most posts were eye-rolling takes. Since then, a surprising number of the memes posted in our old shitpost community have been memes or mere statements pasted on semi-fitting pictures that describe or imply being horny, and after a time, chippy and now hemorrhoids have posted many horny bearing things of note. Also, violet deleted her account and made a new one during this.

The people replying to said memes are like an 80/20 split of people who are laughing or masturbating to the horny posts, and people who are saying violet is a 50 year old man, a psyop, etc.

Damn, I’m in a bay area as well, but the chances of it being your bay area are slim.