People who like both

Nintendo advertising like this now is actually unfathomable

Some things are better. Some things are worse. Some things are about the same.

Yeah anyway I turned both their heads into paste

They gave the rat ozempic

Yup, they do look similar so I see why you got them mixed up

The monkey diet is 2025’s biggest craze

I’ve noticed a lot of weird comments taking extremely obvious jokes entirely literally but as the others have said there’s an abundance of autists here so it’s hard to say.

They got rid of his thunder thighs :(

I wish people would keep in mind that they can become disabled at any time for any number of reasons. I think the world would be a lot less hostile to us if they recognized that they might end up like us too.

No this is the youtuber JonTron

I’m the opposite I’ve always mainly avoided caffeine because it makes me feel uncomfortably wired and makes my heart beat feel weird.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who went from a relatively clever teen to being a fucking braindead idiot as an adult but I am concerned that this seems to be somewhat commonplace.

It’s the bio for cryptagion’s profile.

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Last time I was at the dentist a guy in the waiting room was loudly watching a movie on his phone. After a couple minutes I went over to him and politely asked him if he could turn it down and he immediately apologized and obliged, no fuss or anything. I felt like a god for the rest of the afternoon. Big ups to that guy for being cool about it too.

the only way to get into whatever version of heaven you believe in is to kill as many nazis and zionists as you can. fuck ICE, fuck trump, and fuck the liberals that put him into power. proud member of the db0 grassroots left wing qanon Russian troll farm sent to divide you all.

Guy acts tough and badass, is actually a lifeless moron with skin thinner than paper. Tale as old as the web.

Pretty huge dick