Is the middle class endangered or extinct at this point?

I just had a great idea for a business. I’d like to invite you all to get in at the ground floor, but it’s more like an Egyptian penthouse of sorts.

Spill that Tea!

This yam turd rolled in hair needs a lot more than that. Prison’s a good start.

On behalf of the less tech savvy lemurs: you all are awesome.

(I know it’s lemming, but I feel like a fraud here not knowing Linux and coding)

They wouldn’t be punching down if they didn’t think this was a threat to them.

That wasnt for you, that was for all mankind if they happened to scroll through. Way to make it confrontational though.

For All Mankind on AppleTV

Might’ve been a marketing move to connect to the apple pie with cheese demographic.

To put it another way, the mosquito beak won’t stay in your skin for long. A 2 cm thorn that got much deeper and healed over still got pushed out.

One time I fell into a thorn bush then weeks later after I the bad cut on my hand was healed but it was still itchier than that one spot on a dog’s butt they can’t quite reach. It was driving me nuts, I kept scratching and scratching then out shot a thorn that was almost 2 cms long.

Long gross way to say: Our bodies are really good at homeostasis, it’s why tattoos fade

“So nothing will happen.”

Agreed, it’s annoying

Well my dog will never learn not to jump on people bcs he’s super cute so most people encourage him when I’m working through it with him.

And he whispers to me to shoot Reagan, but correlation isn’t necessarily causation.

Hypothetically, if I have a fridge full of people but the power goes out while I’m on an hunting trip so it all goes rancid was it ever really food?

We ask them politely but firmly to leave.

Ever had a ketchup aged wagu? If you leave it in the su vide over night the plastic burns off when the waters boiled away, it’s a perfect way to start the day.

I guess stone ground couldn’t 🕶️ cut the mustard

A popsicle tray

Pants iykyk

Mustard’s my choice. Mayo leaves a dirty mouth feel/taste until I can brush my teeth again, good to cook with though. Ketchup is what happens when marketing and focus groups fix mustard, good of Canadians to help find it’s purpose.

Isn’t it weird that we can hear him say that in our heads so clearly but imitating it is impossible.