Let’s just say the entire bathroom gets a thorough cleaning when the deed is done

I will eat zero Oreos for years and years… Then promptly eat two full containers with a gallon of milk. All or nothing

Depends on the person. If me and my mother are talking about going to and from the same location, I may say it is an 18 hour drive because I only stop for fuel and quick pee breaks. My mother would say its a 24-25 hour drive because she drives slower and takes longer/more frequent breaks

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I have bits and pieces of older memories but my first “true” memory where I remember everything vividly was 9/11. So yeah… Fun

I was just giving you shit. Reminded me of a Rick and Morty episode. I eat like crap. I know that haha

What, you think you’re better than me? Nobody’s better than me! Hahaha

While I don’t smell it, my girlfriends reaction when driving home from tournaments tells me that the worst smell in the universe is me after a competition…