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So, basically, they’re not saying anything worthy of a headline, much less a whole article. Thanks for letting us know… smdh.
So, basically, they’re not saying anything worthy of a headline, much less a whole article. Thanks for letting us know… smdh.
So, Gizmodo’s trying to toady up to The Onion, now?
Because, as I’ve already stated above: Heaven’s existence is inherently predicated on the knowledge of “sin”, and therefore a soul-themed credit score. Rhymes with “karma”, maybe. Who knows? Any way you spice it, credit makes heaven — that is, if innumerable denominations, et al, are any proof of. 🤷🏽♂️
You know it does. Where do you think “virginity” was invented? Hell is where the parties’re at and there’s no inherent need for a currency system in that dynamic. Heaven, on the other hand, is founded on an imaginary and largely arbitrary credit system. Ergo, money exists there.
Please, don’t call it that. It was, yes, technically “the president” at the time, but we don’t have to call it that anymore, or ever again — even when referring to that (not brief enough) period in history.
Yep, that tracks.
“We” don’t get it at all, if we don’t want to.
because I refuse to subscribe to the world that needs them.
Can’t see that biting you in the ass, down the way.
You know the ones who, at the same time, want to pay people to “support boomers” a non-livable wage are many of the same ones who need the boomers’ vote to stay in power… Something tells me the solution to both problems is in there… 🤷🏼♂️
Not to mention the feeling of flight/weightlessness as a symptom of its effects — and the tradition of drying it on the boughs/sprays of pine trees it grows under being the source of the lighted Xmas tree tradition. 🤘🏽
So is John Mulaney. Again. Yass.
MJ still didn’t like the purple skin bit, but seemed to pick up a bit of the aboriginal attributes along the way? I kinda like it, actually.
Ohgods, I’m dyin’ heeya, 🤣🤘🏽
Feminine hips and high waist?
That takes too much work. You set it up right and stabilize it well, a trusty wood chipper’ll get that premium grade-A rich fucker all over your thirsty soil in that nice, even spray that plants crave!
That’s some shitty pesticide. That chonky roach is breathing.
Might go for a walk!
Not this citizen here, though. This “tal” is a real patriot, sharing half-assed hopium around like smearing shit on his teeth and grinning at us all. 🤦🏼