The other ways cost money, make noise, and consume more power.

Butterscotch or chedder flavor.

I like it. Maybe why Einstein’s theory of relativity grabbed my attention so firmly as a child.

People who decide to deny medical science, condemn and harass doctors and nurses, and vote to criminalize care to others getting what they voted for? Less health? THAT’S uplifting.

Is that the Whitespring Resort from Fallout 76?!

It’s not attack, it’s loot. HP (0)

Is that what’s happening to me? I’m not a time traveller?

Get the magnetic ones you stick on the fridge, and a magnetic pen. And get a business binder for work, the kind that holds yellow legal pads. Then you always look like you have your shit together even if you forget to make the list.

The Ford Morgan.

Right? Release the giant asian hornets! Oh shit where did these murder wasps come from.

Native black rasberries, in north america. Fuck their shit up with native plants please.

Oh Jesus! Look here. You’re thinking of necroPHILIA. A necroPHILIAC. Don’t do honest necromancers like this! Some of us just out here trying to make a living in the dark arts son!

It means overnight shift, usually 10pm to 6am

Oh my lord, and grandma (my mom) comes by during the day and then I get an earful that the teenager sleeps all day it can’t be good for him.

Actually it’s convenient for me because at least his grumpy self is awake when I am home. He’s playing online all night with his tween nephews, his half sister has a new baby so technically he is free babysitting his nephews all night every night till 4am so she can sleep and worry about her newborn most of the day while they are crashed out.

I’m gonna start throttling the internet at 1am, then midnight, then 11 two weeks before school starts.

This sounds like a classic alcoholic. Or substance abuse.

Oh wow, katamari damacy has unexpectedly entered the chat.

Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.

No war but class war, my friend.

That sounds correct, I think he might have explained it that way but I was too cooked by watching him use a cast saw on his bare hand to retain.

My kid’s orthopedist had a saw that was a pizza cutter sized cutting wheel, and it stopped when it touched your skin. He demonstrated on his own hand before he started removing cast.