Tally-ho!!!

I see a Tuscadero (Metallic Pink) Jeep Wrangler about every other day on my way home from work. Always puts a Smile in my face.

I got a black Friday sale PSVR years ago for like $200, that’s about the price point I’d need to upgrade.

Not happening anytime soon.

He ran out of stuff to name “America” so he started naming stuff “united”.

DIE, HERETIC!

Get one of these to empty the K-cup into:

Stir vigorously in microwaved hot water.

Piss off the tea people & coffee people at the same time

I’ve had chocolate covered coffee beans before and they are surprisingly tasty.

$19.99 a month for Unlimited flushes!

There’s actually a holster made to attach to your bra.

It’s called the… Wait for it…

Flashbang.

I wish I had thought of that.

No, no… There’s definitely a Gundam with its dick out making that shadow…

The point of the app isn’t to get you dates, it’s to get you to use the app so they can sell your data.

If you get into a relationship and delete the app, they’ve lost a customer.

I have one of the Powershot hand staple guns where the handle actuates at the front, so you’re pushing down where the staple comes out instead of at the opposite end and it’s the best damn stapler ever.

I don’t know why it’s not a more common thing.

Violence & Physical activity to the point of exhaustion.

Working a heavy bag or chopping firewood are great examples.

I’ve always been partial to:

“You’re at the top of the bell curve!”

Because it sounds like a compliment, gets taken as an insult, but really you’re just calling them average.

It’s a whole different level of demoralizing when they finally figure it out.

Just imagine what we could do if Epstein kept records, I bet that would lead to all kinds of arrests!

😐

That chick was the perfect level of petty! Video cracks me up every time.

“Soo… We just gonna call it here, or…?”

True, but they made up for it with Hades.

Supergiant has a damn good track record.

I still want Transistor 2.