Lies! You read the rules, just not as soon as you should have.

Wait, they don’t contain tar?

‘he only used some of his cash to buy Twitter for $44 billion. For the rest of it, he used a tactic called a leveraged buyout and spent $13 billion of borrowed money on the acquisition. And now Twitter—not Elon—is on the hook for that loan.’

‘he only used some of his cash to buy Twitter for $44 billion. For the rest of it, he used a tactic called a leveraged buyout and spent $13 billion of borrowed money on the acquisition. And now Twitter—not Elon—is on the hook for that loan.’

I’m guessing here, I don’t think Musk, the person, took out the loans, I think xitter did. So if xitter defaults, Musk’s assets aren’t on the line.

Edit for clarity: ‘leveraged buyout with debt reassignment post acquisition’

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

Lol, that explains why I’m always in boxers! 😅

Oh that’s interesting! Locally in the US I’m always noticing the opposite: it’s all briefs or boxer-briefs, rarely boxers.

Just. You. Wait.

😭

And that is why the Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

No, as both gravitational and em waves travel at the speed of light, the “we’re all screwed” things we could ever observe would only ever be slowed-down/distorted (by things that could even do such a thing like a black hole) as they approach us.

So it’d be a happy little surprise (short of worm-holes or tachyons existing), on year 26,000.

That’s not too say life as we know it would end immediately. We might make it generations before the real chaos affected us on earth. On a smaller scale, if the sun blipped out of existence, sure, we’re 💯 doomed and we’d know it after 8.3 minutes, but some of us might make it a solid week before all life on earth was expunged 😅.

Great article! Thanks for the share.

Kinda sounds like a great way to launder money.

Right!? I strait up heard in my head:

Um, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay?

I knew it wasn’t you all along! 😜