It’s a sauna hat, where else would you wear it?

Java is weird and I don’t like it. It’s the go-to language to learn as a first programming language in school and university, but the kind of Java that is actually used in corporate jobs, with all the weird frameworks and libraries, is so far removed from school Java that it feels like a whole different thing. Maven is weird and confusing and I don’t get it (but I’m perfectly fine with Php’s Composer and JS npm/yarn). And I have yet to come across any sort of real life problem where OOP is a better solution than Functional Programming.

The oldest dog to ever live was 31 years old. There will soon be no dogs alive that were born in the last Millennium.

yum!

I actually keep coming back to Sony earbuds, because they seem to be the only brand that still makes the earbuds controlled by buttons instead of capacitive touch. Had the Sony WF-C500 for a couple years and they still work perfectly fine, but I recently bought a pair of WF-C510 because I wanted multi-connection Bluetooth (so that I can use my PC, tablet and phone audio without fiddling around and re-pairing all the time). They were like 35 bucks.

That looks just like the gremlin dog that Girl with the Dogs has!
https://youtu.be/cqfQ4zpy3Ls

Happy Birthday!

the fuck

I’ve been vegan for a bit now, and my favorite lazy-ish meal has just been red curry! I just chop up whatever veggies are in my fridge (and maybe some tofu, seitan or soy chunks) and then add coconut milk and curry paste. Tastes great with some rice or bread and I can make a huge pot of it with not too much effort.

But I think one of the best things you could do to be supportive is to stock some vegan staples and condiments in your fridge. Oatmilk, vegan mayonaise and vegan butter come to mind. It’s an easy 1:1 swap and will make her life a lot easier if she wants to grab a quick sandwich.

puts ring on finger
Thank you for the gold, kind stranger

Is it though? Kinda looks toad-shaped to me. Anyways, what even is the taxonomic difference between a frog and a toad?

Bozo 2 Bozo

Giving my long cat a hundred kisses while looking like I’m eating corn on a cob

You can be unemployed in spirit

I’m a React developer too and I went tf off on the project manager who suggested we replace the company’s perfectly fine Wordpress homepage with a self-built page running on React. Actually, never ever use React for anything that matters. It’s exclusively suited for making janky browser games and B2B applications.

Okay but like, being a honeypot girl must be really hard because you kinda have to care about a topic to retain information about it. My husband started working with military ships or something like that and whenever he tells me ship facts (that are publicly available, he always cross-references Wikipedia) my eyes just fucking glaze over and I zone out because I have no interest in anything ship-related.

So Lockheed Martin girl must have a special interest in airplanes. It must be so hard to fight the autistic urge to correct a guy who gets his airplane facts wrong.

❌ Line of motorcycles parked in front of a bar
✅ Line of motorcycles and one U-Haul parked in front of a bar

People only like matcha because it looks nice. You cannot convince me that anyone likes the flavour of that stuff

I’ve recently remembered the fidget spinner trend and have been thinking about maybe getting one.

Are raccoons actually domesticated at this point? I thought they were still in a state where they’re tamed at best.

Either way, a Raccoon with floppy ears and piebald spots (both traits that seem to commonly pop up when a species is domesticated) would be so darn cute