So you saying this post is a bug?

… The fuck is wrong with me? How am I better at drawing a circle backwards (clockwise) then forwards (counterclockwise)

She already has 5 leave me be.

What did your old man do?

Service Now.

If it’s not a ticket it’s not a task that needs doing.

Don’t complain to me, that is what the company policy says.

If you just do the thing, people will stop asking you when are you going to do the thing.

But what about fixed addressed that consumers use?

Ummmm, no.

You don’t use ISO or clns at all. We standardised on the DOD TCP/IP model and still teach ISO because who fucking knows why.

And before you say otherwise check your network adaptor and notice you don’t have a clns or nsap.

Well that was a whole load of nothing.

Why worry about that while you carry a spying device with you everywhere you go?

Has the actual KwH increased on your bill? Power bills are like 50% fees so double check the fees aren’t the thing catching you out.

New communities rather than trending.

Cows now have tetrodotoxin like Fugu fish. Incorrectly prepared cows now have the chance to kill you.

Not very.

Taskmaster, cats, tails from tech support,

Alternative, get one with a USB port and load a USB stick with MP3.

1. Yes, I helped build the internet.
2. Yes, I don’t try medial stuff because my skills and knowledge are not medial stuff.
3. Yes.

You should hear what happened to the radio broadcast of the book.

Government Bureaucracy.

Renewing a driver’s licence or passport. The individual looking at your application will see the date of birth and raise a red flag.

Brothix? Linal?

Depends how often you need to get to the eleventh floor.