🙄

Hear that noise? That’s the sound of organized criminal smuggling gangs celebrating being given their new market.

Would that be the antiquated new digital system to stop trains? Or the antiquated leaves on the line? Or the antiquated steep incline at the location of the crash? Maybe we’ll wait for the RAIB investigation report rather than your wild guess.

“no Tories left”? Surely Starmer’s got plenty of them?

There’s something wrong with that list. It doesn’t contain the phrase “Egg Banjo” 🙂

And that, despite what the ‘merkins might tell you, is essential for a sandwich. There’s no such thing as an open sandwich. That’s just stuff on a bit of bread.

What the fuck is he complaining about? He’s got exactly what he wanted.

Nothing new if so, the UK has a long record of supplying arms to dodgy regimes which then comes back on UK nationals.

“I never thought that I would be 
Fighting fascists in the Southern Sea 
I saw one today and in his hand 
Was a weapon that was made in Birmingham”

_Island of No Return, Billy Bragg, 1983

The UK government set a target for numbers of smart meters to be installed. It didn’t say that they needed to be working as smart meters. Nobody should be surprised by this.

Telecoms engineer. The management. Forty-three years, two months and nineteen days. 😀

Prelude to declaring a state of emergency and cancelling the general election.

I’m sure people in Gaza will be absolutely thrilled 🙄

We should be fine, after all since Brexit we’ve plenty of happy contented British fish, right?

Jonny Ball. On top of a Transit Minibus.

I ferried Portillo across a river for one of his shows - and was briefly featured as a result. He was an arrogant git.

Do you still regret the missed opportunity? :-)

I’m not surprised, it should of course be CIIIR ;-P

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Yeah, probably right then.

It’s historic. If you’d ever driven a Mk1 Ford Escort with 1289cc and a 3 speed slush-box automatic you’d understand.

Of course modern automatics are completely different but the preference for manual transmission is a hangover from those times.

That noise you can hear in the background is organised crime celebrating. Again.