get real that would never happen

god is known for doing genocide

i hate Linux (users) as much as the next guy but my windows pc wouldnt stay asleep if i gave it an od of ambien

it wakes up randomly throughout the night fairly often

“linux is more capable but its just not capable of running anything”

yeah im more than capable to run a marathon. i have two legs. i am not able to run a marathon. having the means to run one doesnt put me in the same party as people that have ran a marathon.

aka linux users coping like usual

im cpr certified and technically have the knowledge to “save” a choking person as i work a “safety job”. i often wonder if id actually be able to do it in a real situation. shits scary i hope kiddos ok.

i hardly use lemmy compared to rif but i was under the belief reddit content is just better but the app sucks. i was wrong turns out it all sucks. rif just gave the shit a tuxedo.

nowadays i look at reddit and the content is asisine its all the same shitty headlines and weird ask questions “how much sex does the average woodchuck have during football season?”

it feels like Facebook. lifeless and like everyone is pretending

when i ask for Christmas presents its usually please buy me this item specifically and if you dont want to buy that specific thing please tell me ill just get it myself no harm done.

but i nowadays need to know whats gotten and not gotten so i know what i can get myself versus outsource to better off family members.

ill do u one better

get so depressed you get into calisthenics then you can do full body workouts with minimal equipment alone in your room and get shredded for super cheap. given u diet but healthy foods can be cheap in bulk/cans

yo just your other 2 replies in this thread alone, im taking about you. youre the unfunny reddit compsci nerd.

“[mutters]”

yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social

and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.

r ur notes available on every device u log into?

play quest based modpacks

religion exists because people are scared of admitting the thing they devoted their life too is fake and used to exploit you.

it only causes war, inequality, hate crimes, etc

positives from religion? you get the hope that you might go to heaven and do nothing forever (seriously whats your plan after heaven). OR you burn in hell if you make a mistake. oh and you get a specific yet contradictory moral compass to abide to except its interpreted to hate gays instead of pedophiles.

i hate religion, but i think religion should get the treatment the religious right give to the lgbt. religion should NEVER be acknowledged or practiced outside of personal closed doors. i never want to hear about it and it shouldnt influence anything ever. the different between lgbt and christians? christianity is a choice.

more people oughta read about and pay attention to philosophy shit is actually pretty interesting. if nothing else just to see how predictable the uneducated monkey brain is.

r u a plumber?

i feel like an adult when people any younger than me speak

folks be making up words nowadays im like a month behind every trend but i keep it hip and classy by using the words ironically until its in my lexicon unbeknownst to me

im only 21 tho

who’s talking about drugs like that?

unless u mean the American healthcare system and our all American prescription ad campaigns (that are allowed for some reason) then carry on

ive recently gotten really into diet and fitness and i admittedly talk about my health stuff alot but not negative stuff. i just spew new stuff i read about or watched/actually applied to my life.

“wow i sleep all day. gee i just woke up and its 4pm i guess i definitely have a disorder or smth, therefore its out of my control so im not gonna do anything about it except leverage it for pity”

a lot of my friends and peers do this shit. like im the weird one for eating like i do, yet im shredded and sleeping ok while yall out here struggling and tired.

yeah i think any problem anyone has with the law should just be ignored

shit i thought when only white heterosexual men could vote was a good thing. turns out non white heterosexual people disagreed. god thats annoying that they talk about wanting rights and stuff.

just live under threat of prosecution and be happy dumbass.

u could if ur being dumb but u can get the same oxygen deprivation by holding your breath

suffocating to death via nitrous oxide would just be less painful. not that i condone it but that is how suicide pods tend to work kinda

edit: never attach anything to anywhere that air goes into. coz nos makes u pass out sometimes. so ive heard ofc

i live very close to a target and dont have a car so its my main grocery store location.

ive honestly never been poor enough to justify the risk of stealing but i also have crippling anxiety and even the thought of it going wrong is too much.

shit id prolly turn around if the sensors started to beep id be like “yoo sorry i didnt know haha plz don’t hurt me” the irony is im not afraid of physical pain, more the financial pain. coz im a shredded rock climber/calisthenics guy. sadly violence just gets people into more actual trouble. otherwise my roommate would be very worse for wear though we gave him an apartment warning instead (of a beating).