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Cake day: March 31st, 2024

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  • I sleep weird, on my side, top leg extended forward parallel to my torso and bent at the knee, and bottom leg straight as to follow my torso. My foot of my top leg is often positioned touching the upper part of my bottom leg as to make a triangle.

    In maintaining this position I find my manhood is free, in failing this I often cup.

    Reason why: its uncomfortable to have my privates sticking to my legs, or squished between my legs

    Also I sleep nude might help explain the weirdness.




  • Do you live in the country far from a city. In the UK where I live there’s been a rise in homelessness, roads are packed full of cars, the water treatment companies are poisoning our rivers and beaches, I saw the environmental agency destroying a habitat that was home to several birds, old victory buildings getting knocked down in anticipation of student accommodation, high street in my city has betting shops and casinos, local shops can’t compete with the corporations. Its grim