They get money based on the resources needed to tackle illegal drug manufacturing/sales/usage

The more widely used an illegal drug is, the more resources they need to fight it

It’s inherently problematic that the DEA is in charge of scheduling

Rescheduling marijuana would likely lead to a lower budget for the DEA… No way is the DEA going to voluntarily lower the scheduling of such a widely used drug

How old are the blank DVDs? Consumer-writable DVDs degrade over time

You’ll still know what the numbers at the end mean

“Though Intel does promise to keep the generation of a chip noted in the codename, i.e. ‘Core 9 15900K’.” [1]

[1] https://www.pcgamer.com/intels-ditching-the-i-in-core-i5i7i9-and-will-stop-calling-out-chip-generations/

Headline is a typo; it’s “chyron”