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Utopia Planitia looks more rustic than I thought it’d be!
Utopia Planitia looks more rustic than I thought it’d be!
You have been poisoned.
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.
“Why hast thou summoned Normie Gary? Today is my turn to drive the carpool, you guys, JEEZ!”
“Do you find that… wisible?”
Well… I still like IPv6 better than ATM and those darn virtual circuit identifiers.
Construction is a good way to build character, but you sure do deal with a lot of tools.
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“Your party is walking along when you come upon a wizard in a jar. Do you let him out?” (h/t to Adam Savidan.)
Joke’s on you Sean Bean, my brain’s on fire all the time.
Wheelbarrows provided? That’s excellent, usually you have to bring your own!
Every key, too! I may not know what the heck SysReq is, but I’m hitting it!
Sometimes it takes an army of the dead, if you want to bring home toilet paper, paper towels, detergent, and a rotisserie chicken home in one go.
That’s why I rely on good ol’ Bill to get my vittles home.
Still, it’s good they put a tunic on him. It’d be weird to just be looking at your brother’s naked bones during combat.
“We’re lucky your brother was a medium humanoid!”
Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.