Yeah, guaranteed I would be the first 🤣

Probably!

In England it’s illigal to keep a squirrel in captivity, but it’s also illigal to release a captured squirrel back into the wild, so the only option is to (humanely) kill the poor fucker.

I love how they say there are “tough decisions” to be made about benefits. You’re going to cut benefits and cut taxes, same as you’ve been doing for the last 14 yrs, and any other time you had power. Why’s it so tough? You should be really fucking good at it by now!

God damn you, that’s all I can read now 😂

Ah but you see, the market will determine the real punishment, as informed consumers will now punish thames water by withdrawing their business (and forgoing drinking water, showers and laundry etc). This makes it all more efficient you see.