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aww come on sweetheart, tell me how proud you are that you know the real answer now… you earned your Captain Internet Badge for the day, son…

well you’re a good looker upper too aren’t you dipshit… i only wrote that out so that i could get you to look up some shit for me… thank you…

think whatever the fuck you like, my little Thinker

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tires were a lot less reliable than they are now, and i mean to the point that you really needed to be ready to change a flat every time you drove your car… they didn’t fail all the time, but they failed at a much higher rate and when they did it was usually catastrophic… modern tires tend to deal with punctures and failure in general a lot better than the inner tube tires used prior to the 80s… and obviously nobody had a cell phone to call for help…

so you kept work gloves in there for changing a flat tire

the Joker is just a psycho who abuses the fact that most people will trust others a little bit, like all psychos do

men realized that women can cast spells with those thing, so we forced you to hide them

maybe they don’t visit us because we never call or text

they think life without their billions is a nightmare, i believe that

and as such, it’s sort of just an extra layer of information on top of the conversation, where things like body language and tone of voice are absent

it’s a good point, but it doesn’t seem like voting is as dominant a factor on this platform as on some others

use the ones that look “most like them” in your opinion

people come from all over the world to smoke weed with Canadians… it’s a banner of friendship, dude…

Hollywood producers out there making enemies wherever they can

Transformers was pretty great

think what you like

Joe should exercise a little Presidential Immunity and drop a bunker buster in their headquarters

he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror: “so who are we screwing over today”

maybe you could pack a chute inside each seat, and then just dump all the seats out with everyone still in them… chutes deploy automatically… like a pilot’s seat in a jet fighter, but less complicated…

“okay everyone, stand up calmly and put on your parachute while the plane falls out of the sky… once everyone is done with that, and all parachutes are secure, we will begin an orderly de-boarding… thank you for your attention - while the plane falls out of the sky for some reason…”