I do not recognize these characters.

!lemmysings@lemm.ee

!squirrels@lemmy.ca?

Took me a moment. Good one.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, eat 'em in your bed

Saruman the stupid

I like the way you think.

Aren’t those strawberries?

if you can one day just decide to go for a hike to the other side of the world

They didn’t do it in one shot though. They went to Fatty Bolger’s place first, then to Tom Bombadil’s, Bree, and Rivendell. I imagine that they gradually improved their strength and stamina with each leg of the journey. Frodo’s initial task was just to get The Ring to Rivendell, after all.

Tired literally just looking at a picture

Tired?

Yes it is. One knife, two knives. (Red knife, blue knife :)

pierced

Where does the ‘R’ come from?

This one? https://youtube.com/watch?v=-C0CPrBLUA0

Link without site tracking: https://youtu.be/BlvadQCsAps

Is that that British comedian who’s been on QI, Taskmaster, and the like?

I assume it’s a crazy high metabolism. Smaller creatures generally need to eat proportionally more than their larger counterparts. Taken to an extreme, some small birds need to consume their own body weight in food every day.

Frodo: WTF did you do that for‽

*Gandalf, relieved that it is not The One Ring, refuses to elaborate, and leaves.*

Wait, Father Christmas in The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe was intended to be Tolkien?

Yes, but since faces are essentially distributed over a cylinder, rather than a sphere, it is more of an issue.

Thanks. Now that I hear it, I am familiar with the song, but had never watched the music video.