oops,
wrong hole

could you masturbate to this?

it’s kinda like TMI

put your hand up on my hip
when i dip you dip we dip

that may well be
but if you don’t want to bring your fertile little wormies by the squirmy stud stables
perhaps i can mail you some prized worm semen?
my stud fees are quite reasonable and i offer dna testing for parentage verification

i have worm breeding experience

sun 'lert

thanks for creating slime-hulud content!

ditchin’ the scrubs to play in the shrubs

:|

wait, i thought horp was the fediverse onlyfans alternative??

the boarded up door cut me down with laughter

>:|

i’m growing right now

the thirst in these comments disgusts me

i’ve lost the will to lem

thanks! wait… what?

wow slime wizard is all grown up

i was immune in my ignorance
i’m no longer immune
thanks!

paging dr cob