I’m in a pickle. Got proton and my own domain for email so I would be able to make an easy switch… but now I have masked emails for dozens if not hundreds of account logins.

Twonies feels wrong somehow. Like I want to pronounce it so it rhymes with “ponies”

“We demand greater border security to keep out undesirables!”

“No… not like that!”

Why is anybody taking anything coming out of the White House with any degree of certainty? Tariffs or not there’s no trusting the source. We’ll know if it happens when it happens.

I mean if you want to pay my hourly rate, sure.

Business as usual for a system that allows Senators without term limits. Until we get them this keeps happening on all sides.

Fair assumption. In this fictional scenario I think there would for sure be a Q-Anon style contingent who would believe the world leaders colluded with some kind of audio deep fake.

I believe most republicans crave power at all costs and they want their team to keep winning. They will tolerate a cheater and a criminal that gets results but they will not abide a pathetic loser that makes them all look small by association.

Secretly record the back channel phone calls where he begs world leaders to let him do what he wants to save face, then release it with no deal.

He’ll be furious but when there are like 6-10 phone calls on record not even his diehard followers will respect him. Blood in the water at that point.

You keep your $1,300 insulin. I like my access to vaccines and $0 hospital stays.

“Mr. Trump, fuck off” will be the universal response of the western world before March.

This is great. If it keeps up my remaining family on FB will give up and I can finally delete my stagnant account.

I kind of don’t want it to succeed to the level of Twitter. All the people I like on Mastodon are there now and the trolls and chuds are mostly staying away because they don’t get the attention of millions of eyeballs.