John
(long pause)
Doe

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

I now identify as a Power Bisexual.

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

They just finished with their one child policy and now they’re going in the other direction? Seems like policing people’s fertility didn’t go that well the first time.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Haha nice! There was no way to know that from your previous comment 😃

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

What kind of frame?

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.

That misspelling means you’ve been mispronouncing it, too. (Not in a way that would be noticeable.)

It sounds like he is almost able to talk, such speach-like sounds in there!