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Like I said, I’d vote for a rock at this point.
A O C
Bernie!
Like I said, I’d vote for a rock at this point.
A O C
Bernie!
They’re messing with my retirement plans!
No, I’m not selling the stuff! That’s the problem. I better get on a shopping spree.
Let me know where all these sellers will take their wares next. I’m hoping it’s a fediverse based shopping app.
Do the jingle!
“Inside your wallet, State farm is there!”
You know, to steal your money. Yeah, I’m wearing khakis.
I didn’t watch because fuck those two people. I will still vote Biden. But you all should know, my GE refrigerator is running!
Did you know that librarians usually have a penis or a vagina? And the most horrible thing of all is that they bring it with them into the library! They jiggle it all around every time they go around putting books back in their order and such. It’s horrible. What kind of message are they trying to send?
I mean regardless of what sexually deviant thing they carry around between their legs, for sure, almost with a failure, with just a few exceptions, all of those deviants bring an anus with them where ever they go. And tits! They are gotta bring their tits like anyone is interested in those things. My God! We need to burn those places down!
I have vivid examples of how bad AI is a programming.
What? A full body crumple zone vehicle!? Where do I sign up!?
Hey friend 🤗! Come on man, we’ll find you some cans! Place number 1 where people don’t look is under cars! Just sit here, watch the cars leaving the street parking and jump in to profit! But do it quick or a Karen might just give your cart to Bob…Sorry Karen! Yeah, not all Karen’s are bad! Specially not you!
3 people in a 737 don’t make 100people non matter what side they seat at or how many times they change seats…but if they seat at the right place near an emergency exit with no seatbelt on, they could make it 2 people or even 1 person in the plane!
The churn will continue…you become a high paid employee at 50, the new kids get paid 10% below you because you’re “senior”. Then you all get 3% increases. You get retired. They keep getting 3% increases while you don’t. Suddenly they get paid more than you. You start having trouble paying for stuff because it’s so expensive. Then suddenly you gotta sell your house to have enough. A newly graduated kid gets paid the same as you, they buy your house. You can’t buy a house anymore, so you move to a cheaper area where you can afford something. Then you moved again and again. Take on stamp collecting as a cheap affordable hobby. Blah blah. You end up in a retirement home. Then your kids can’t afford that. Next thing you know you’re under a bridge and you love the freedom for like 3 days. Then you really wanna shower but you can’t. The welfare office is far from the YMCA, so you find a Walmart cart. A guy shows you where to collect soda cans and where to sell them. You two become friends but he OD’s… you inherit his cart. Then you help a new guy to find cans with you. So then you OD. And the guy in your house is retiring…the cycle continues.
And more houses, and more job opportunities.
We’ll be…the new people will be fine!
Exactly. These rules are only for the rest of us.
Unless you realize that the rapists would probably want this abortion since the rapists are probably well to do people who raped the cleaning lady or a dancer. But still a good move.
1 person of average intelligence…hmmm okay, all good. 10 people is Ok. 100, 500, 1000 all good.10k 🤔 hmm things starting to feel a little crowded. 100k, all take 1 step to the left, one steps on another’s foot and bam, you got a human stampede. 2,400 deady In just a few seconds. The average intelligence in the stampede is probably minimal.
Okay okay, but no body will bring up the pose on the photo? WTF people! What are those fools doing? It’s like a hybrid between tobacco harvesting and processing and maybe some sort of naughty yoga thing for TikTok or the P hub? … Free use tabaco leave processing?..hey Pedro! I see you’re hard at work!.. Well you don’t mind if…
Anyway, I don’t know what the guys are supposed to be doing just by looking at the photo. It’s missing some sort of explanatory legend.
C’mon 😹. Sorry about this… 4 people rescued several people who apparently beached themselves. Fortunately they all survived and happily swam into the open ocean.
Hey Bill! Where’d did you get them truck nuts!? Those are real big and hairy!
So where’s the legalized January 6th governmental take over sign up sheet? I assume that’s legal or can be made legal with the right bank loan? 😀😉
There seems to be a discussion regarding this topic here. I found several other such conversations too. It could work!
https://lemmy.eus/post/247855