I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.

mostly among those 65 and older

Well at least it won’t be that way for much longer then

Mad flex fam fr fr

Those prices are genuinely and thourally awful. I pay a ton of money for an AT&T small biz line (and watch, and laptop lines) and I get actually-unlimited data for $90 (used to be $80). But you can get a prepaid line through AT&T prepaid for $60 (I believe) that has “unlimited” until 22gb where you are deprioritized until the end of the month. Or cricket, an AT&T-owned prepaid company, has a (supposedly) actual-unlimited option for about the same price, but they limit devices and a few other things.

9gb for the ~same price is highway robbery.

An absolute piece of shit. And that’s very insulting to shit.

But you’re on my couch?! How did you even get in here? And I don’t- where did you get that turkey, and why is th- oh hell no aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m a freak, but what the fuck?

+1 for Thunder. It’s the first I tried, and coming from RedReader it was a very easy transition. And it’s available for both fruit company and robot army company. A touch buggy (improving) but it’s nothing actually problematic.

As a disabled gay satanist fur:

hobbles into the church, silence falling upon even the furthest witness, as suddenly the entire place goes up in flames “You dare question my vast knowledge, mere mortals?!”

Everyone: screaming in terror

“My work here is done. Do not question me again.” 😎 hobbles out after dropping a map of only the continental US

Legal bs which put the burden of verifying age on the website (afaik) and ph was like “nope, that’s a massive trap I’m not touching”

I let my ex in one of those states share my VPN for this purpose. It’s absolute bullshit and the bastards who passed it into law know it.

“has a link”

doesn’t link to it for others to bypass the awful website

…

https://www.pornhub.com/insights/gay-pride-2024

I saw the map from my elementary schools classes. We all know that all other countries aren’t real and people who claim to be from one are merely delusional.

Heya, I’m in a similar situation. Chatting with other people online is still a great way to learn and pass the time :)

“the future is now, old man”

“scan the one on the front for my LinkedIn, and the back for my OnlyFans” smirk and wink

But can I get personal with it? snaps fingers as lights dim, smooth jazz starts to play

Ah so they are Delta.

What, you wanted to sit?! Extra money. Bag? Extra money. Oxygen? Extra money.

“fam check this code I just yeeted out”

Yeah, definitely. I can be a horny idiot myself but to all my other horny idiots, heed this advice! Meeting and getting a feeling of the person is really important. I have no data to back this up, but I’m positive that wanting to meet once publicly (or twice even) to break the ice will deter a lot of these people.

You can wait a little bit and not become a statistic, y’all. Otherwise just jerk it, what’s even the point of meeting to fuck if you have 14 minutes including travel time. Now 13 because you read this.

Also I’m biased, but talking can be imtimite, intimacy can be hot, and now huff~. It’s about the journey, not a speedrun to the destination. Now buy a vanilla bean creme frap, sit down, and pretend like you aren’t going to bust for 5 minutes meeting this guy. Good boy. Isn’t that better?

:P

Can confirm (for many, many years… actually still continuing but I’m better than I was years ago) - however with a half-decent, supportive family, and safety precautions, firearms can be a great tool to grow up around, to learn about from family members who are knowledgeable, and later protect yourself too.

Now mine weren’t supportive and didn’t do much to educate me, so this is theoretical from my pov, but they did do a good job at securing them, and explaining why; I maybe-likely would not be here otherwise. Today I own a 9mm pistol for self-defense, bought after the pulse shooting, and have taken it to nearby ranges a few times. Need to go more often, keep in practice…

But yeah. Given shitty parents + shitty safety measures (and/or shitty teachers and faculty that put additional burden on a young individual; fuck you to hell and back, [redacted] Elementary School and [redacted] High School, and all your shitty staff that didn’t give a fuck about the abuse I took), firearms can be a terrible thing to have. The source of the problem (as far as this article is concerned) is the shitty parents/school/support network, that causes unnecessary suffering; but unsupervised children/teens getting their hands on a weapon for any reason can be deadly, even out of curiosity. Safety is just as important!

Just don’t be a shitty parent, mmmk? It’s really not that hard. And lock your shit up when not in use.