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Sounds like the XY problem

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us

From the python docs:

Note that even in MULTILINE mode, re.match() will only match at the beginning of the string and not at the beginning of each line.

If you want to locate a match anywhere in string, use search() instead (see also search() vs. match()).

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

That’s a good point, I literally just died

I’m pretty sure I’m going to have cancer from the soda can print fumes in 10 years

Happy Threshold Day!

I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

If it’s hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O’Brien is mad at the Cardassians

chucknorris

🇬🇧 fantasy
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🇫🇷 fantaisie
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🇸🇰 fantazia
🇷🇺 фантазия
🇩🇪 FANTASIE

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games