The one from science memes a few days ago

Oh FFS. This timeline sucks.

Wait…. Wasn’t his brother the mayor? The dead one?

That one time cocoa pods (a dependency management system for iOS development) was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

Papyrus you heathen

It’s hilarious when the identified problems come back around to bite the organization, when the priorities have been to work on poorly specc’d features instead.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

Wet Annular Precious?

Don’t have to go back that far.

Which hand indicates the time? There are so many.

Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot huh? glances at British Museum

Luckily they had lizards in stock.

Everyone has a test environment. If you’re lucky you have a production environment too.

Oligopoly actually.

Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, and her friends wondered why there are so many semen-based recipes and nothing on Google about cooking with vaginal juices.

Wut

The malicious compliance that is needed.

Blocking the sun and letting the AI overthrow us? Sounds like a plan.

I only glossed over it… but this looks like it’s trying to check dynamic typing issues? It’s like a statically typed language with extra steps?