I like riding dildos, but you can only do so much standing them directly on the floor, and it’s even worse on a bed.

I assume someone makes a firm pillow, box, stand, or something…

  • Mora@pawb.socialEnglish
    3·
    2 days ago

    Welp, I bought a Mastr Mount from twisted fantasies which is basically a silicone base plate which cen be fixated to chairs/pillows using belts. Which was okay but not good enough for me. So I bought a sex machine, fixated it on a plate and added some weights to it. That was much better👍

  • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    101·
    2 days ago

    Super glue. I buy a new toy every time because it’s too hard to remove from the walls. For beds, I drilled a hole through my mattress and installed a dedicated mount. I physically assault my landlord every time he tries to do inspections.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
        8·
        2 days ago

        If the internet has taught me anything, you can find someone to hold your dildo for you. Heck, they may even pay you to do it.

        • SineNomen@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
          3·
          2 days ago

          That’s the thing though. You don’t just want anybody to hold your dildo. It takes a special person to perfectly encapsulate the essence of being a mere inanimate object designed for you and your pleasure alone.

    • MaybeALittleBitWeird@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      3·
      2 days ago

      The problem with both of those is that although they may be mostly functional for this purpose, cleaning them is a different story. For anal play things get quite a bit messier.

      The mirror is mostly fine (although they tend to be flimsy if it’s a cheap hanging body mirror) but it’s a gigantic pain in the ass to ensure that it’s a clean and usable mirror after everything is said and done. No matter how good of a job you think you did, you missed a spot.

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        4·
        2 days ago

        A proper mirror is made of reasonably thick glass (I used to make up mirrors as part of a job many years ago)

        Or use a perspex mirror

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
    3·
    2 days ago

    I have a small shelf I never actually installed as a shelf that I can suction my toys to and then just ride it on my bed. I’m usually on my knees so the bed is way better than the floor or from a semi-standing position (like against a wall or something).

  • daddyfox30@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Using the right kind if chair can work if you dont mind doing crunches.

    If you want to do it on the bed, get a really big pillow and a good thick sheet of plastic, metal or wood(ones where you will never hurt yourself with ofc) and tie it on the pillow with a belt or string.

    Pretty nice to ride but you need the right kind of dildo for both obviously.

  • MaybeALittleBitWeird@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    3·
    2 days ago

    I’m commenting because I literally had the exact same question while having some fun an hour or two ago and I’d also like to hear the answers people have to this question.

    I have plenty of things that I can make due with, but they’re all juuuust awkward enough that it takes me out of a good headspace after a little bit. It’s either a weird angle, not secure and moves around, or makes me put my legs in a horribly uncomfortable position that hurts after a few minutes. Part of my issue is probably that my go-to medium dildo is a bit cheap though because the suction base on my BD toys aren’t as much of an issue with sliding around.