I like riding dildos, but you can only do so much standing them directly on the floor, and it’s even worse on a bed.

I assume someone makes a firm pillow, box, stand, or something…

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    5 days ago

    Super glue. I buy a new toy every time because it’s too hard to remove from the walls. For beds, I drilled a hole through my mattress and installed a dedicated mount. I physically assault my landlord every time he tries to do inspections.