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  • Instead of: Sorry

  • Say: Sorry, also I don’t hate you

  • Instead of: How are you feeling

  • Say: Wanna have gay sex

  • Instead of: Why are you so weird

  • Say: Why are you so hot

  • Instead of: Thank you

  • Say: head pats or something like that

  • Instead of: Why are you feeling sad

  • Say: I also hate capitalism