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Instead of: Sorry
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Say: Sorry, also I don’t hate you
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Instead of: How are you feeling
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Say: Wanna have gay sex
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Instead of: Why are you so weird
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Say: Why are you so hot
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Instead of: Thank you
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Say: head pats or something like that
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Instead of: Why are you feeling sad
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Say: I also hate capitalism
Damn I could make a whole chart of just “I’m smoking weed” and “I’m smoking weed about it.”
oh well. at least this post isn’t real. no need to stress over it. i’m smoking weed about it.
https://crazypeople.online/comment/4072779
Damn this potato is magic.