Pro tip: two fingers from the same hand won’t work nearly as well as one finger from each hand (assuming you have 2 and only 2 hands).

That won’t kill you. It will only make your hand hurt. Well more tingle than hurt. An electric charge must go through your heart or brain to kill you.

Now if you put a finger from your right hand and a finger from your left hand…

Why so cheap? For a suicide tool you can price it much higher, not like the buyer would have a reason to be tight-fisted on money.

“Maybe.”