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minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·3か月前How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·3か月前-a person terrified of butterflies -covered themselves in fruit juice?? -sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over -became the butterfly god I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·3か月前Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
minus-squarefullsquare@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·3か月前some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3か月前When they text you “I’m on my way” and ignore your: please don’ts
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3か月前That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
minus-squareOascany@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3か月前“they wouldn’t stop showing up” so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3か月前Not everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2か月前People share their location to Zuckerberg?
How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
When they text you “I’m on my way” and ignore your: please don’ts
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
“they wouldn’t stop showing up” so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
Not everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.
People share their location to Zuckerberg?