My dog only “lets” me pet him how he wants. If he’s on his side and I put my hand on him, he’ll either roll over for belly pets or does a big stretch for chest scratches. Or nothing if he wants me to leave him alone.

And then other times he’ll come up to me on his own and flip over. That means he wants me to play his ribcage like washboard

OP is a reddit agent

Ok but then you’re carrying a second device that’s going to get you the same looks as a Switch if you bust it out for a quick break at most workplaces

No one bats an eye if you look at your phone for a minute

I agree with you but OP tends to post at least somewhat relevant questions here. It’s hard for me to dunk on their efforts

It’s the other big poster mucking this place up with easily-answered or opinion-based questions.

I think most humans would be very upset if you took a shit in the lake they were swimming in lol

Piss is like 95% water so unless you’re close enough to feel the temperature change, it’s really not that big of a deal. Pools are generally a lot smaller than lakes +and lack the microbiology to deal with it naturally) though so don’t be a pool pisser.

On the main stage that’s getting recorded, for sure. I saw some wild stuff on screen in breakout sessions during my convention AV days…people think they can get away with anything and for the most part, they were right.

I’m not sure I agree. I firmly believe that there’s plenty of Republican conventions where they’d unironically play a clip from a Hitler speech. But I don’t believe this is showing that because the source is nowhere to be found.

I don’t trust random screenshots with text slapped on for easy social media sharing even if they support my preconceived opinions.

Behold, fellow wolves! A deer in the clearing! It has been days since our last meal but we must allow this one to live.

Is there an actual video of this happening? All I can find is this exact screenshot

OP is definitely not a bot, they’re unironically the nicest person on the entire fediverse

What the hell, man? Why are you posting this here?

This is not at all what this community is for

They got some pretty good answers in that thread…Which only adds to your belief that they’re a cop.

“I feel like misunderstood artists. I’m right, everyone else is wrong. I will now make a podcast about the woke agenda ruining Hollywood”

SMCF posted a list not too long ago but I’m not sure where it is.

Sanitation, Time2lose, oldmanalex, grumpus_maximus, mustachio_grumpus (or something), noralenderbee, liquorice. Those are the ones I remember

Is Bogdan my enеmy? Does he want the best for me? What’s he doing with my teeth? Is he taking them to Australia?

Sanitation and his army of bots operate through a Firefox extension so I think we’ll still get the trash posts from reddit, at least!

The failed screenwriter to rightwing grifter pipeline is very, very real

Lol I know multiple people born in the 80s whose parents came out of the closet in the 2000s/2010s. Hell, my one friend has two moms now.

“I can’t kill him because it would contradict my stance on the death penalty” -me, getting attacked by a crazy guy with a knife

Lol fair enough. Watch out, he might call you a Reddit Agent!