For those who are unaware: A couple billionaires, a pilot, and one of the billionaires’ son are currently stuck inside an extremely tiny sub a couple thousand meters under the sea (inside of the sub with the guys above).
They were supposed to dive down to the titanic, but lost connection about halfway down. They’ve been missing for the past 48 hours, and have 2 days until the oxygen in the sub runs out. Do you think they’ll make it?
They should given cyanide pills to everybody in that metal pipe, like they did for all the missions to the moon.
In fairness, given everything else I’ve heard about this venture, there probably was cyanide available, it’s just that the company decided to cheap out and instead of buying actual cyanide they packed a large sack of almonds.