Hey Lemmy! I have a rather unusual request that requires your creative thinking. I’m embarking on a 3-day pooping marathon (don’t ask why), and I need food suggestions that will maximize my bathroom visits. Feel free to get wild with your ideas! Bonus points if the food also makes me sweat. Let’s make this a memorable experience!
It’s 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader’s reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as “The Poop Site”.
Good shit 👍
Does going once continuously for 3 days count? Haribo sugar free gummy bears ought to do the trick.
!circlejerk@lemmy.world is that way
It’s been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.
Milk if you are lactose intolerant.
My stomach rumbled just reading the word lol
Go to the no poop post, rather than eating things as suggested, vomit them. Since eating them makes you poop less, vomiting them should make you poop morw. Good luck!
Ok so there’s a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it’ll get you real cleaned out, so you’ll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.
Did you know that Taco Bell has a breakfast menu? Well, you may want to become familiar with it. Also the rest of their menu. Enjoy!
sugar free gummy bears
Will this be a surreal inside joke for years to come?
Triscuits, avocado, cottage cheese, mixed greens. Use hot peppers and hot sauces to increase the painful sweats.
Trust me.
And lots of mixed nuts
And lots of mixed nuts
Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.
Kale smoothies
Sigh. If I look at my front page, it makes it look like the entire Lemmy community is just obsessed with pooping! Not pooping, pooping more, pooping marathons…I mean, I guess it’s better than complaining about Reddit some more? Makes it hard to introduce Lemmy to friends, though. “You should totally join! Lemmy is this amazing distributed community! We all…complain about Reddit and talk constantly about pooping!”
Sugar-free gummy bears.
Big pot of Chilli with beans.