I mean, come on guys! I swear if I see one more poop post…
Can we have one day without talking about poop?
I bet we could go 3 days. 🤔
this is the first post i’ve actually read from this community & i’m already sold lol
The first rule about poop club is we don’t talk about poop club.
You’re the one that brought it up!
Who’s got poop.social? Feels like it needs to be running a Lemmy.
S**t happens, man.
But slightly more seriously, when you combine anonymity with something that people do on average once a day, but due to social mores they don’t talk about, those social mores become a lot more flexible, I guess.
…only once a day?
Three times a day at least for me.
The average (perhaps geometrically, even) over all people is, as a statistic I’ve pulled out of a perhaps all too apt a place, about once a day, I reckon. At the extremes, there are those who go multiple times a day and there are those who somehow manage to last a week or more without needing to.
Extreme cases without diagnosed illnesses really ought to be looking at their diet IMO, but then, I’m no more an MD than I am a statistician.
This is the first one I’ve seen today.
So I guess they’re asking for tomorrow?
@SeatBeeSate So what you’re saying is you’re tired of crappy conversations.
No.
Well I had successfully avoided it until this thread lol.
I mean if we could get 3 days without pooping I guess we can stop taking about it for a day.
In all seriousness it’ll fade away as all memes does, give it time.There’s been kind of a “last week of school before summer vacation” vibe, which I suspect is related in part to the overall weirdness of this moment as reddit partially collapses and the Fediverse figures out how to absorb the influx of new users and, I dunno, I figure everyone is just feeling kind of impish and punchy.
Anyway I’m a humorless old person and unfond of scatological humor in general, so I emphatically share your sentiment. I suspect it’ll die down shortly, though. In the meantime I hope the literal shitposters are at least enjoying themselves. Everybody’s gotta blow off steam from time to time.
poop
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Couldn’t even make it through a cup of coffee…
Coffee has a mild laxative effect for me.
Peter: I’m looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular ‘nobody poops but you’.
Peter: Well, you see, we’re catholic…
Salesman: Ah, then you’ll want ‘you’re a naughty, naughty boy, and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you’.
