Peter: I’m looking for some toilet training books. Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular ‘nobody poops but you’. Peter: Well, you see, we’re catholic… Salesman: Ah, then you’ll want ‘you’re a naughty, naughty boy, and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you’.
For some reason the jank seems better than the reddit. I should send that CEO guy a thank you card because I wouldn’t have gotten the motivation to try other things without his changes.