You must log in or # to comment.
They’re in the last place you’ll look for them.
Cause if you kept looking after you found them, that would be real weird.
Oddly enough I say that quite often too. Everything’s always in the last place you look. Because then, you stop looking. :)
Did you check your butthole?
Yep, once a month whether it needs it or not!
H.Y.C.Y.B.H.
Did you check on the counter
I have them! Here they are!
Under the papers on the table
Coat pocket. Not the one you are wearing, but the one you had on before.
In the fridge?
In the car or the dryer. That’s where mine usually show up. I made a little key basket that hangs on my back doorknob and it has helped. Good luck.
My keys are in my pocket, did you check my pocket?
You left them in the door?
Probably somewhere on earth
