I still can’t believe one of them was “stop the boats”.
Of the others:
- Halve inflation (still a long way to go)
- Grow the economy (economy is board flat)
- Cut the national debt (debt has now risen to 100% GDP)
- Cut NHS waiting lists (waiting lists now even longer)
In our defense, no one voted for Rishi Rich, he’s the result of the Tory party falling apart and having three leaders in one Parliament.
That’s not quite true… just less than half of voting Conservative party members voted for him, preferring instead the steady hand of Liz Truss. Well done there guys.
*cries
Oh yeah, I forgot about that first leadership election.
We all try to forget!