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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Give the thieves a break

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Give the thieves a break

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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Fuck yeah, fuck Nestle, free chocolate!

  • melfie@lemmy.zip
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    17 hours ago

    Is the US, KitKat is made by Hershey, so not sure if the Nestle version sold in Europe is any better. The US version just tastes like “number going up”. That’s the best description for how a lot of American food tastes. It’s so sweet that it makes my throat and tongue go numb, which mostly drowns out the chemical aftertaste, but not quite.

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    19 hours ago

    Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    sigh At least steal better chocolate.

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      23 hours ago

      I don’t think there’s better company to steal from than nestle

      • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        23 hours ago

        Fair point, well presented

  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Theres a kit kat cereal!? I would expect the worst, but absolutely would try it.

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      I’ve tried it in my country and it tasted awful

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Sweet joke

  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    I just heard about it from Garron. “Fuck you Nestle!”

    https://youtube.com/shorts/grQTxtdEWTc

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    Could be worse… Thieves could’ve swapped them with the American puke flavored ones.

    • Revolver1864@piefed.social
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      nestle has the blood of a million babies in it’s ingredients. Fuck nestle.

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      At least ours aren’t made by Nestle.

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        21 hours ago

        Hang on.
        America has non-nestle, puke flavoured kit-kats?

        • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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          No, not really. We do have a handful of smaller local candymakers that try to make their own versions of chocolate wafers that are way better, though. But they’re very rare.

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    “In Europe”?

    • plm00@lemmy.ml
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      Another article I read earlier (I’ll have to find the link) said Poland, and something about a missing shipment.

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        That sounds more sensible.

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    Bars or cereal?

    • Greg Clarke@lemmy.caOP
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      8 hours ago

      If they do it multiple times it will be cereal

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    Send this to Brandon and Dan for their food heist podcast

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