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“You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We’re both best served up in pans.”
So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔
More like increases the longer he holds out
I feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you’re around them.
Thought this was talking about the president before realizing that’s James Garfield.