He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
“SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!”
“°^¥℅ÆÂç?”
*armed guard shoots alien in the head
Later:
“Does my lab look like dead Xeno storage to you?”
Did you just combine two of my favorite movies of all time!
You are the hero I deserve!
I am also on board for Pulp Arrival.
✋😥🤚 w-what, I–
Sorry I do not speak your language. These few sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.

Did I just come up with a joke that was already done on Family Guy?
I sincerely thought that’s what you were referencing as an homage.
Fuck, I’m no better than a writer for Family Guy. 😭
Maybe, but you’re becoming Francis Ford Coppola in the process.


Ok, now I’m back on board. I’ve got a pizza in the oven and some sour diesel at the ready.
Huh. Today I learned about sour diesel. Carry on brave explorer of the thespian and literary realms.
MY NAME IS KAREN HABLAS INGLES? YOU NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH IF YOU WANT TO COME HERE!!
Thank you. I like it.
I’d like to mention this one, too:

V-3 - No One Speaks My Language Here(One of my favorite albums of all time. I don’t think it’s online, though.)
Theres a V3 on Spotify, but I’m thinking it’s a different group
This is really good
Morphine’s a good band, glad you like it!
Everyone quoting Sam these days.







