Bill Wyman from the Strolling Bones?!
Whoops, no, that’s supposed to read “The Rolling Stones.” Hell of a typo, wot?

Anyway, this is one of those songs I find cute, memorable, and both intentionally and unintentionally hilarious. Wyman of course was the bassist for over 30+yrs for the Stones, and an interesting dude (as were they all, really):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wyman