I do not believe in the supernatural, magic, ghosts or anything like that. However, I can be very superstitious about tempting fate and won’t make jokes or flippant remarks that could be interpretted as such.
For example, my partner made a dark joke about how she’d rather have cancer than such and such. I begged her not to say such things, not because the thought of her having cancer upset me (although it did), but because it feels as if saying stuff like that could make it happen.
Feed your HR department LLM generated forecasts.
The entire point of LLMs is to act as an accountability blackhole… seems like a perfect use case to me.
Absurd, literally impossible demands? Have some absurd, nonsensical compliance, from the god-machine.
The God-Machine is never wrong. It simply hasn’t hallucinated hard enough yet.
… the entire reason HR needs those numbers in advance is because C Suite is incompetent and can’t manage to produce a buffer for the costs of their own mistakes.
So let them talk to God about it.
You can’t defeat crazy with logic.
You might be able to defeat crazy with crazier crazy.